Frustrated at work, try shooting your boss!
It’s much more exciting than profit or loss.
Take him into the woods with a few of the team,
then pick up your weapons and live out that dream.
With paintballs aplenty and all the best gear
you’ll have more fun than golf and show you have no fear.
So bring the whole team and know them as you play,
and don’t forget payroll, you make those guys pay.
Tell Ken from accounts that good times are beckoning,
then lock em and load for his day of reckoning!.
Or maybe you’d just like a day with your mates,
a stag or a hen do we’ve got the best rates.
You know what, you might be a little less heavy
If you ran around more and had one less bevvy.
Virtual reality might be the thing,
but it also comes with a bit of a sting.
When fighting in sweat pants sat on your bum,
waiting for tea to be made by your mum.
Whoever you are, whatever you do,
get out in the real world and put down that brew.
Teacher or student, when it’s end of term ish,
just pack up your bags and get down to Skirmish!.
It’s a bit of a laugh, a bit of a thrill
And now it all comes for a bit of the bill!
If routine makes life small why not make it bigger,
we’ll now is the time, go on, pull the trigger.
So here’s the deal. Skirmish has the largest dedicated site, the latest gear and the experience to ensure your day is great,
and we have the vouchers to make it the best rate ( sorry I just can’t stop making things rhyme ).
- Enjoy an action-packed day out with a paintballing experience for five people.
- Receive 200 balls each.
- Including 15 game scenarios, such as The Compound, Brave Heart and No Man's Land.
- All equipment provided, including Gun, Gas, Hopper to hold your paint pellets, 4 pot battle pack, Mask full wrap round
- With hot and cold snacks available for purchase throughout the day.
- Valid Monday-Sunday, 9am-3:30pm. Based in Crow Wood, Edinburgh.
The Fine Print
- One voucher per group of up to 5,10 or 20 people.
- Each voucher is for a full day 9am till 3.30pm
- Times can be changed be arrangement with managment
- Voucher valid until 30th Nov 2018.
- Must be aged 11 or over; under-16s must present parental consent form.
- £10 refundable deposit required upon booking.
- First 100 paintballs at 12.30pm; second at 3pm.
- 48-hour cancellation policy applies.
- Subject to availability and weather conditions.